Once again, the Metro does not fail to inspire, albeit in spurts... (scented with essences of Afghan War, health care - yet again, Disney, Tedy, and some OMGWTFLOL?!)
Pg 6, "Needed: New war plan", Reuters
A very brief statement from U.S. Army General Stanley McChrystal regarding the current situation of the war in Afghanistan states, "The situation in Afghanistan is serious, but success is achievable and demands a revised implementation strategy, commitment and resolve, and increased unity of effort."
No duh. The same could be said about a trying to turn around a losing sports game.
1. Revised implementation strategy. Key word: REVISED. If whatever you are doing ain't working now, you'd better believe it probably won't work after EIGHT YEARS of the same stuff. Hello, we need a makeover, kthxbai.
2. Commitment and resolve. We've definitely got commitment and resolve. That's why we're still hammering at it EIGHT YEARS later of the same stuff.
3. Increased unity of effort. This is actually a good point, considering that many Americans who were for the war to begin with are now gradually losing interest after EIGHT YEARS. Maybe if we could get everyone to believe in the cause again, this war would go somewhere.
Refresh my memory, we ARE talking about the War on Terrorism... right? Does anyone know when it started being referred to as "the war in Afghanistan"? Just wondering...
Pg 4, "Health care lifeboat for legal immigrants", METRO/TL
I would like to preface this with saying that the picture above this article happened to be a man in a row boat and I was very confused. Turns out the picture has nothing to do with the article.
Deval Patrick, despite undergoing hip surgery today (and staying in the hospital for four days following the procedure and three weeks recovering at home), announced yesterday his plan to provide health care coverage for 31,000 legal immigrants (starting in Oct. 1 and enrolling through Dec.1) who were set to lose those benefits today.
Wow.
31,000 may seem like a small number compard to 50 million, but it's a sizable start. Although his request for $70 million in funding was only granted up to 57.14% (that's $40 million, for those of you who needed a calculator like I did), and probably deepens the current debt situation for the state of Red Sox, I mean, Massachusetts, it's nice to know that someone somewhere is trying to provide other people with health care. Maybe it's because he realizes how important it is now that he has to undergo hip surgery, who knows.
Or maybe it's because of the recent elimination of Commonwealth Care coverage. That could be it too.
In any case, Eva Millona, the executive director of the Massachusetts Immigrant & Refugee Advocacy Coalition says, "We commend the efforts and leadership of the governor and his administration in making the best of this difficult situation, but we remain concerned about the disruption in access to and continuity of coverage."
Sigh... there are some people you just can't please.
Pg 07, "Media heroes unite", Reuters
I love superheroes. Not because of their bulging muscles or scandalous costumes (I consider wearing your panties outside of your spandex for the world to see scandalous, yes), but because they are just too cool!
I think when we get to be older, between the constant stress of responsibility and the overwhelming knowledge that we (or most of us) acquire, we tend to enjoy very very deep or very very shallow modes of entertainment. Something that speaks to us of the meaning of death and the depth of life, or the meaning of that hairstyle with that outfit (ew). Sometimes we are lucky that both exist in the world (i.e. "The Dark Knight", "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", etc. Don't judge).
In any case, regardless of what it is, Disney seems to dominate every corner of our media escape. Next they will buy Random House Publishing and Penguin Publishing and Harvard, and a man in a Spiderman costume will be teaching FC92: Popular Culture in Modern American a.k.a. The History of Disney.
First they bought Pixar and now they've bought Marvel! Is nothing sacred?! I hope they do a deal like Star Market did with Shaws and let Marvel movies keep the Marvel name. I do believe I'll have the utmost trouble trying to associate The Watchmen with those Mickey Mouse ears and silver glittery castle.
Pg 13, "His goals achieved, Bruschi walks away", Jeff Howe
I like Tedy Bruschi, mostly because he is a Patriot, but more so because he is a Patriots veteran. I probably did not know most of the things I knew about him before reading this article, but who cares. I'm a girl. Anything goes when it comes to a girl and her interest (or disinterest) in sports. Not being sexist, just stating the norm.
Disclaimer: I guess I am what you would call a bandwagon fan. Or whatever the term is. I didn't start following the Red Sox until their first World Series win since the Curse, and I didn't start following the Celtics until their Championship series against the Lakers (well, maybe a little bit before that), and I definitely didn't start following the Patriots until their rampage for a perfect season (I still cry over that at night sometimes. JUST KIDDING). But at least I don't change my allegiances with whatever team is winning at the moment! At least I shamelessly pick whatever team associated with my residency when they're winning and stick with them even when they become losers!
:D
Anyhoo. Bruschi!
Thank you for not being a Favre (i.e. for retiring). Thank you for coming back and playing beyond expectations and hopes after suffering from a stroke. Thank you for wearing #54 (it is a nice number, 3x3x3x2). Thank you for being a Patriot. And I would just like to say that I did know (vaguely) who you were before you decided to retire! That should mean a lot since all I really know is 12 + 81! w00t! At least a lightbulb in my head goes off when I hear/see "Bruschi" and I think, ah! I recognize that name!
So Tedy, have fun retiring 29 years earlier than the expected age with your three championship rings (three is a better number than four in Greek mythology anyway, and four is a bad number in Chinese numerology).
Pg 08, "(Un)happy birthday to you", Mike Malone
Okay... what? This article really confuses me. He basically just talks about how birthdays suck and we should stop singing the song because it makes the birthday kid feel like he's being excluded from some big surprise that he didn't know about. And how this will cause the birthday kid to start crying in a very upset manner and then no one can eat cake.
Apparently, to Mike, a birthday consists of "a pack of solves around a wounded deer, sneaking conspiratorial glances at one another, then joining forces for a raucous version of 'Happy Birthday'", and the ritual is "cruel and even barbaric" to children. Huh?? Am I missing something?
I don't think I've ever seen the birthday kid cry from being upset at his own birthday party when people are singing to him and presenting his cake. I don't think I've even seen it on television. The closest thing is probably seeing Jack (30 Rock) throw up at his birthday party after opening some present that made him so HAPPY (notice: happy is the emotion, not sad) that he vomited. But that's basically it.
Mike, you've got to invite me to these birthday parties you go to, so I can observe this fascinating ritual you are writing about. It all seems so alien to me.
And that concludes the Metro Potpourri for today!
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