Casual Sex

Today, the Metro had a short article detailing tips on how to have a good one-night stand. Basically, keep the identifying information to a minimum, don't get attached, don't meet again, and make it exciting.

Um, is this part of the "revitalizing the Metro" program? To be honest, I haven't really seen anything in the new Metro that is different from the old Metro. Until this article. Once again, a company uses images of sex, sex, and more sex, to revitalize themselves. Wall Street people, remember this the next time your company faces bankruptcy.

So I started wondering, are successful one-night stands really possible? I feel like I've never heard of a "successful" (by the Metro's standards) one-night stand ever, whether in real life or on TV. As far as I can remember, the only experiences I've heard about (including the TV ones) all tended towards wanting a relationship, and ended either in a relationship or in anger at the other party.

If you've ever had a successful one-night stand, let me know. I'm super curious as to exactly what kind of emotions (or lack thereof) occurs during the process.

Until someone enlightens me, I will remain steadfast in assuming that there is no such thing as a "successful" one-night stand.

~ Why Why

PS Professor Hill, please come back soon... This blog is atrophying without your inspiration!